he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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