The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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