HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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