the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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