Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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