theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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