i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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