just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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