So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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