dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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