hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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