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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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