Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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