I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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