All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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