I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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