There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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