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can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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