My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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