its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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