so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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