Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
this will be a night to untag.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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