That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
