Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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