im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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