But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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