He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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