Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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