he wants to bone in the snuggie
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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