No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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