That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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