Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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