We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Randomize
