Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
third nipple confirmed
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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