i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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