You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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