We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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