thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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