8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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Found the puke drawer
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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