Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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