I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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