the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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