i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So much Jack, so little girl.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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