at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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