That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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