Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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