ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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