My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
there is puke in my bra ... again
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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