I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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