hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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