Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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