We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't think brook has ever known best
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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